actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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grawly:

when u have a bad day at school

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when we were in elementary, the person who could do this and keep it for more than a minute was a fucking legend ….memories

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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catastrofe:

dream job
october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

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maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

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kirkstarfleet:

spacedarlin:

the-wolf-and-moon:

Eye of the Cosmos



goddamn it who put this up again

mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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how-didn't-you-notice-this-before?