I. You do not need a boy to buy expensive, lacy underwear. Wear it for yourself. You look great. Never let anyone convince you otherwise.

II. If you spend all your time waiting for things to happen, you’re letting other people control your fate. Time won’t wait for you. Get a move on.

III. Living off the scraps of love from other people will leave you hungry. Grow to love yourself and you won’t die of starvation.

IV. Learn when to care and when to laugh it off. If somebody hurts you, tell them. If they hurt you again, leave.

V. Life is too short to spend it sad. You don’t need approval to turn up the music and dance like you’re America’s next model. You look funny. Learn to stop caring.

VI. If it’s edible and you’re hungry, eat it. If it’s edible and you want to eat it, eat it. If it’s edible and you’re full , convince the girl in the corner who looks like she’s starving to have it. Tell her she’s goddamn beautiful and repeat it until she smiles.

VII. If he doesn’t call you after your first argument, he won’t call you after your last. If his arms are slack when you make up, he hasn’t let it go. If he can’t look you in the eye when he says he loves you, he’s lying. And if he watches you walk away with tears in your eyes, he’s not the one.

VIII. Your mother went through nine months of hell for you and prepared herself to go through another eighteen years of it. She does not deserve your impatience because some boy did not notice you at school.

IX. Your emotions may not make sense and sometimes you will be irrational, but they will always be valid. You are allowed to cry if you are hurt. You are allowed to find bad jokes funny. And you are allowed to scream if you want to, but it is better to laugh.

X. You are not perfect but that does not give other people the right to use it against you. Stop apologizing for everything. It will not make you more likable. Take responsibility for yourself and demand respect, not compliments.

XI. No one can tell you the meaning of life. Happy people are the ones who have found their own meaning.

-#70 “To the girl who sits on the kitchen floor with red eyes” (via blossomfully)

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Do you ever just cry because you’re you? Because you know you have potential but you can’t bring yourself to show it? Because you want to make friends but the thought of it terrifies you? Because you want to talk but you’ve been ignored so many times that you’ve learned to just listen? Because you…

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Why is everyone on tumblr obsessed with butts and Satan? Seriously.

why not


That is legit the most fabulous gif I have ever seen.

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‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'



your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 


you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him


At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap




let me slip into something a little more… comfortable



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Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…





you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born

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great going “dick smith”


See this why you don’t live with white people